So...like, I pretend to be a dom*. I mean, I tell wimins that, to get them to take their pants off and get me drinks and my fiffies 'n shit. Really all I care about is getting off. (And getting my partner off, though that suits the image I'm trying to portray less well.) Otherwise, you can call me a teletubby for all I care ( Read more... )

MS Word (starter) can't spell initiative. Wtf.

K.

http://www.antiquearmor.com/ (I touched myself to this one, like seven times.)

http://www.tortugatrading.com/engine/results.asp?Category=Firearms&Filter=Show+All+Items < ( Read more... )

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/47814187/ns/health-health_care/#.T9uoNbWqaSY

K.

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/bloggess-samurai-unicorn-0428111/

This is arguably NSFW.

K.

       I have had a crush on you, since I first saw your profile pic. Your elfin good looks and blue long hair made you seem fun and interesting. You have a lovely figure and are witty and amusing. Even though you were an ardent proponent of TNG, this dirty old man had wild, if unspecified or fully thought out, fantasies of laying hands upon your ( Read more... )

       As many of you don't know, my uncle stores shit in my garage. Today/this morning while waiting for the laundry to be done, to go to bed, I stumbled across a box of books. Now, if you know me, you know that books are like alcohol sprinkled crack rocks mixed with drunk teenage girls to a alcohol-sprinkled crack-addicted drunken drunken-teenage ( Read more... )

http://www.slutsacrossamerica.org/

K.

http://www.excaliburfilms.com/SexToy/303978T1_Area_51_Love_Doll_toy.htmRead more... )

Find your age on other worlds

K.